Dear Mr. Trump:

That is so great that you are going to turn Mar-a-Lago and all your other golf courses and properties into residential developments for 100,000 or more Gaza refugees, while you rebuild their land for them, as you promised. That is really nice of you to make that personal sacrifice.

And that’s so nice of Elon Musk to promise to pay for a brand new Gaza. Although that will cost him 200 billion, he will still have 250 billion left to live on. You can stay with him on the weekends if you get bored in the White House. He will probably let you look at the plans for the Gaza Beach Trump Resort and Golf Course. Oh—just make sure he has a plan for excavating all the human remains of dead Gazans before landscaping the golf courses and planting the fairways and putting greens.

Sincerely, Chuck Redman