Don’t you feel safer knowing that, instead of prosecuting and punishing the people who attacked the U.S. Capitol and Capitol Police, the FBI has decided to pursue people who buy houses (Leticia James, Adam Schiff), people who write books and speak on television (John Bolton, John Brennan, etc), people who throw sandwiches at officers (who were probably hungry), and people they just don’t like because they just don’t like them (Kilmar Abrego Garcia)? Aren’t you glad that the FBI has its priorities all straightened out? I’ve been so afraid that John Bolton might attempt to write another book.

