It is so cool and so fun being the richest guy in the world. And did I mention being cool?  I mean, I got to sway an entire election with my money and my influencer stuff. What a gas. It’s like I snap my fingers and presto change-o, my guy wins the whole contest. And now I get to hobnob with all the big shots. That’s a trip, dude. I mean, I can tank any bill or policy just by making a few mildly threatening phone calls or a few tweets, no biggies. And I’m like a total new kid on the block, only I bought the block and everybody on it.

And I’m basically top gun. I got the whole country in the palm of my hand. What a rush, man. I’m having the time of my life. It’s the coolest thing ever.