Until the federal government takes responsibility . . . states, counties and cities need to enact EMERGENCY laws PROHIBITING GUNS IN PUBLIC. Starting now. No guns in public. Big guns, little guns, pretty guns, ugly guns, manly guns, silly guns. Guns.
Otherwise, we are held hostage by angry armed thugs. We know that without their guns they’re cowards. With their guns they’re self-righteous bullies. I like them better without their guns.
An election is really a big, powerful march. A march through the streets of Everytown. A march for truth and justice.
Every ballot is a giant protest sign.
Every vote is a clear, deafening shout.
Every trip to a polling place is a proud fist in the air.
Every decision in a voting booth is an impassioned speech from the courthouse steps.
Every mail-in ballot is a cheer from a crowd filled with hope and solidarity.
Every election is a march to a better world.